{"id":1204,"date":"2004-12-27T22:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-27T22:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/27\/deconstructions\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:25:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:25:48","slug":"deconstructions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/27\/deconstructions\/","title":{"rendered":"Deconstructions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Disclaimer:  this is me not writing my thesis]<\/p>\n<p>A few days ago I posted a link to a comic about Saturnalia.  It was pro-pagan, but I would like to note that it was poorly drawn.  It was exceedingly phallocentric.  And the protrayal of women was highly problematic.  The two female characters were a femme-bot stephford wife and a meddlesome prudish church lady who was disabused of her prudery through having sex with a well-endowed male.  Not exactly groundbreaking social messages.  However, there&#8217;s a good chance it was intended to be ironic.  Also, it makes me not want to sit on santa&#8217;s lap ever again.  not that I wanted to anyway.<br \/>\nThen I posted a text-sound version of <em>Away in a Manger<\/em>.  Ok, so it&#8217;s not my best work.  I&#8217;ve never been good with arrangements.  And some people don&#8217;t like the computer generated voice.  I love it though.  I love putting emotional statements and statements of faith and have them be read by the cold, lifeless, souless computer.  When the computer exclaims, &#8220;I love you, Lord Jesus!&#8221; it&#8217;s cold, cynical and meangingless.  Also, I hate Christamas carols a lot.  However, some part of me still wants to write one.  I&#8217;ve gotten as far as &#8220;Santa, don&#8217;t park your sleigh \/ atop my solar array&#8221; but then I ran out of steam.  Why wouldn&#8217;t Santa be able to park on the solar array?  His sleigh is obviously near weightless, or flying reindeer wouldn&#8217;t have a chance.  Maybe reindeer droppings would cause shaowds on it until the next rainstorm, but that hardly seems like a topic for a carol.<br \/>\nClearly, I will go to any lengths not to work on my thesis.  Bah.  I feel all stressy today.  I dreamt that my mom had discoverd some of my undergrad-era misdeeds (she didn&#8217;t specify which ones) and decided to disown me and adopt my ex in my stead.  I&#8217;m sure the meaning of this is perfectly obvious to everyone but me and I&#8217;m going to embarass myself by posting it.  But every moment I spend typing in my blog is a moment I don&#8217;t type on my thesis.  blah blah blah.  I used to have dreams where I would be hanging out, talking to my mom and something would be nagging at me and finally I would say, &#8220;hey!  You&#8217;re dead!  Why am I talking to you?&#8221; and she would apologize and walk around a corner and just disappear, and I would be &#8220;Hey!  Wait!&#8221; but it would be too late, she was gone.  I hate dreams.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Disclaimer: this is me not writing my thesis] A few days ago I posted a link to a comic about Saturnalia. It was pro-pagan, but I would like to note that it was poorly drawn. It was exceedingly phallocentric. And the protrayal of women was highly problematic. The two female characters were a femme-bot stephford &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/27\/deconstructions\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Deconstructions<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3454,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions\/3454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}