{"id":1536,"date":"2004-02-18T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-18T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/18\/so-i-cleaned-house-in-anticipation-of\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:26:21","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:26:21","slug":"so-i-cleaned-house-in-anticipation-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/18\/so-i-cleaned-house-in-anticipation-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I cleaned the house in anticipation of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xkey.com\/~celesteh\/personal\/blog.people.html#christi\" target=\"_top\">Christi<\/a>&#8216;s arrival tonight, which I was feeling increasingly hopeful about.  but i just got a message saying that she&#8217;s not coming.  I don&#8217;t know whether to go back to bed or to get drunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I cleaned the house in anticipation of Christi&#8216;s arrival tonight, which I was feeling increasingly hopeful about. but i just got a message saying that she&#8217;s not coming. I don&#8217;t know whether to go back to bed or to get drunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3788,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions\/3788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}