{"id":1587,"date":"2004-01-18T01:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-18T01:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/18\/what-if-you-gave-open-house-and-nobody\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:26:27","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:26:27","slug":"what-if-you-gave-open-house-and-nobody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/18\/what-if-you-gave-open-house-and-nobody\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>what if you gave an open house and nobody came?<\/h3>\n<p>I think I will now go knock on my neighbor&#8217;s doors.  We have the tie, but I feel uncomfortable not having a margin.  And zero people have come over, even though a lot of guacamole was made.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>what if you gave an open house and nobody came? I think I will now go knock on my neighbor&#8217;s doors. We have the tie, but I feel uncomfortable not having a margin. And zero people have come over, even though a lot of guacamole was made.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1587"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3839,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587\/revisions\/3839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}