People who have called my cell phone have been alarmed at the message, which begins, “if you have found Xena . . ..” This message is pre-emptive. One time, back when I owned a dog called Bear, he ran away from my parents while I was out of town and I got 231421 phone messages about him on my home machine and my worried parents got zero messages (but didn’t contact me for some reason). So when I leave Xena with someone, I make sure that the number on her tag will actually get you some information about her. So my wife and I split and my pickup truck has expired registration, but at least my dog didn’t run away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Xena did not run away People who have called my cell phone have been alarmed at the message, which begins, “if you have found Xena . . ..” This message is pre-emptive. One time, back when I owned a dog called Bear, he ran away from my parents while I was out of town and … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3852,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions\/3852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}