{"id":1681,"date":"2003-10-23T01:09:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-23T00:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/23\/perl-why-hell-would-i-know-perl-jus\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:26:43","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:26:43","slug":"perl-why-hell-would-i-know-perl-jus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/23\/perl-why-hell-would-i-know-perl-jus\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Perl?  Why the hell would i know perl?<\/h3>\n<p>Just because I spent two years as a perl programmer is no reason at all to think i ight know how to store data in it.  what a silly idea.  i think i&#8217;ll spend days trying to figure out how to dereference arrays.  after all, it&#8217;s not like i have anyhting better to do.  it&#8217;s a good thing that i&#8217;m such a mellow person or i might get the urge to kill the undergrad in here who keeps asking me for help with his midterm project even though i&#8217;m not the ta for this class, i&#8217;m just a fucked up student and his project is working.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perl? Why the hell would i know perl? Just because I spent two years as a perl programmer is no reason at all to think i ight know how to store data in it. what a silly idea. i think i&#8217;ll spend days trying to figure out how to dereference arrays. after all, it&#8217;s not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/23\/perl-why-hell-would-i-know-perl-jus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3933,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions\/3933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}