{"id":1814,"date":"2003-04-23T19:04:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-23T18:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/23\/learn-language-audio-course-man-those\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:27:04","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:27:04","slug":"learn-language-audio-course-man-those","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/23\/learn-language-audio-course-man-those\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Learn Language Audio Course<\/h3>\n<p>Man, those things are useless.  what&#8217;s the gender of the noun?  who knows?  but my suitcase is on the train! (oh no!)<br \/>\nPiece idea:  Audio course in esperanto.  starts out straightforward with sections you would expect.  &#8220;Section 1 &#8211; Greetings&#8221;  &#8220;Aro Unu &#8211; Salutojn&#8221;  But starts getting progressively stranger.  and the &#8220;boing&#8221; between sections gets more elaborate, until it starts overlapping with the language section and turns into full pieces of music. &#8220;boooing zooom bewww bweeee excuse me, my hamster is rabid&#8230;&#8221; etc.  all of this will be microtonal, of course&#8230;<br \/>\nI need a fluent esperanto collaborator.  i wonder if ed would do it?<br \/>\nwait, maybe i should do it in german, since i&#8217;ll have to take a test in it. <i>Verzeihung! Mein Hamster hat die Tollwut.<\/i> (I wonder if &#8220;rabies&#8221; will be on the exam&#8230;)<br \/>\nJoanna Russ, author of <i>The Female Man<\/i>, did a funny, short phrasebook for interstellar travellers.  It has phrases like, &#8220;That is my travelling companion.  It is not a tip.  I will call the manager.&#8221;  It would be perfect, especially with &#8220;hello&#8221;, &#8220;goodbye&#8221;, &#8220;nice to meet you&#8221; spliced in at the beginning.  The language would have to be Esperanto or Klingon or something, since a national language might be offensive in that context.   I wonder if she would go for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Learn Language Audio Course Man, those things are useless. what&#8217;s the gender of the noun? who knows? but my suitcase is on the train! (oh no!) Piece idea: Audio course in esperanto. starts out straightforward with sections you would expect. &#8220;Section 1 &#8211; Greetings&#8221; &#8220;Aro Unu &#8211; Salutojn&#8221; But starts getting progressively stranger. and the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/23\/learn-language-audio-course-man-those\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,269,215,11],"class_list":["post-1814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-celesteh","tag-esperanto","tag-ideas","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4066,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions\/4066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}