londonjack76:<\/b> hello there
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> how r u doing???
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> hi
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> i’m looking for a sousaphone
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> do you have one?
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> what is that ??
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> please explain
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> it’s a type of tuba designed for playing while walking or marching
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> a regular tuba would be ok too, as long as there was a way to walk with it
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> hehe i am so stoned
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> and i can barely understant
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> d
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> what is a tuba
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> a tuba is a musical instrument.
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> it’s very low and usually made out of brass (but someties also plastic)
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> it sounds like “oompa oompa”
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> ahh wow i was so confused
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> i thought is was some sex tool
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> hehehe
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> there’s like 3 or 4 feet tall and weigh 60 lbs. you’d need a big bed to have sex with a tuba involved
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> they’re wide too
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> escellent
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> sexcellent
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> i guss not that much bigger than a really fat fifth grader
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> tahts good
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> so sorry no i dont have one
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> heheh are were you expecting me to have one of those??
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> maybe you have a friend with one?
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> comeon now
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> hehe i dont think so
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> i’m looking for a cheap one to play during anti-war riots
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> i don’t want to take my good one out in the street in case it gets clubbed by a cop or hit with a tear gas canister
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> yeah i agree with you
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> nopes i dont sorry
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> it would totally suck if a tear gas canister went in the bell (the bell is then end that sound comes out of, about 4 feet in diameter)
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> so your going to the riot??
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> you’d probably never be able to play it again without accidentally gassing people
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> well, i try to avoid riots
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> they’re dangerous
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> i know
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> are a cute women ??
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> if you are dont go
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> but sometimes you can be marching down the street, minding your own vuisiness with a few hundred other people, just blocking traffic and playing tunes
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> and then suddenly cops with tear gas and clubs are after you
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> hehe guys will be all after you ( drunk guys )
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> heheh
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> the women being arrested in san francisco on thursday were really really vute
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> cute
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> after guys started seeing them being arrested, tey went out to be arrested too
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> heheh i wouldlove to be arrested with a cute women
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> why dont we get arrested together
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> \ud83d\ude42
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> anti-war protesters are hela cute
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> hella
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> (hella means “very”)
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> well, getting arrested would be fun, but a i need a cheap sousaphone first
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> ahh
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> hehe you and the sousaphone
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> hehe
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> a sousaphone is a tuba kind of shaped like a hula-hoop
\nelectrogirls:<\/b> you see them in marching bands
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> yeah i get it
\nlondonjack76:<\/b> now i know<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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