{"id":1857,"date":"2003-03-22T07:09:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-22T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/22\/me-i-want-sousaphone-if-you-see\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:27:09","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:27:09","slug":"me-i-want-sousaphone-if-you-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/22\/me-i-want-sousaphone-if-you-see\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Me, I want a sousaphone<\/h3>\n<p>If you see a sousaphone or marching tuba for free or cheap, I&#8217;m looking for one.  I suddenly realized that I do <b>not<\/b> want to take my lap tuba to street protests.  Anyway, if you see a free tuba or sousaphone, please grab it or let me know about it.<br \/>\nI figured that renting one is as bad as buying one, sicne I&#8217;d still have all the liability if something happened to it.  Obviously, I would endeavor to treat any member of the tuba family with the utmost care, respect and dignity, but street protests being what they are&#8230;  I saw cops moving bikes and letting them fall to their sides.  Then I had a dream that they dropped my brass horn!  aieee!  I woke up screaming.  So I&#8217;d actually prefer a fiberglass horn, since they can take it with no more than a scuffing.  Anyway, so if you see one even with gaping holes in it, I can fix those.  Massive valve problems I might not be able to fix, but gaping holes are no problem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me, I want a sousaphone If you see a sousaphone or marching tuba for free or cheap, I&#8217;m looking for one. I suddenly realized that I do not want to take my lap tuba to street protests. Anyway, if you see a free tuba or sousaphone, please grab it or let me know about it. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/22\/me-i-want-sousaphone-if-you-see\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4109,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions\/4109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}