{"id":195,"date":"2011-07-12T00:20:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-11T23:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/12\/future-of-bile\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:23:23","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:23:23","slug":"future-of-bile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/12\/future-of-bile\/","title":{"rendered":"The future of BiLE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>what will happen to us when we&#8217;re famous? Will we lose it like Amy Winehouse? Antionio predicts:<br \/>\nAntonio will crumble under pressure from the ladies and become a porn star.<br \/>\nJuju will go into politics, campaigning for animals.<br \/>\nShelly will become a talk show host for the culture show.<br \/>\nChris will go into boxing, venting pressures from his computers. He&#8217;ll will grow a twirly moustache like an old fashioned pugalist.<br \/>\nJorge will be a famous singer in Colombia.  Women, children and teenagers will throw their knickers at him. He&#8217;ll do ocassional BiLE reunions. They will be the most awesome gigs ever.<br \/>\nNorah&#8217;s love for pandas will lead her to write a famous blog or become like Jeanine Girafalo.<br \/>\nI will become a fashionisto in NYC, wearing a baret, smoking a cigarette out of a long holder and own a toy poodle.<br \/>\nI think I kind of object to this&#8230;..<br \/>\nAntonio makes no apologies and plays the cards as he seems them.<br \/>\nShelly predict that 4 of us will end up living in squats until we&#8217;re 75, hoping somebody eventually pays us for a gig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>what will happen to us when we&#8217;re famous? Will we lose it like Amy Winehouse? Antionio predicts: Antonio will crumble under pressure from the ladies and become a porn star. Juju will go into politics, campaigning for animals. Shelly will become a talk show host for the culture show. Chris will go into boxing, venting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/12\/future-of-bile\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The future of BiLE<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,127],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-bile","tag-randomness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2395,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/2395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}