{"id":1975,"date":"2003-01-24T08:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-24T08:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/24\/more-private-email-posted-for-world-to\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:27:22","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:27:22","slug":"more-private-email-posted-for-world-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/24\/more-private-email-posted-for-world-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>More Private Email Posted for the world to read<\/h4>\n<p>Here is something for you to think of over the weekend:<\/p>\n<p>It seems to me that when you girls were little you were pretty bad, or<br \/>\nbetter yet disobedient<br \/>\nkids. I wrote some advise for disobedient children, and called it<br \/>\nOde to Disobedience<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not gonna send it all to you at one time. You will receive it in<br \/>\npieces.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>\nIf you are riding your bike in the hall,<br \/>\nAnd suddenly your dad appears on your way,<br \/>\nDo not turn to the kitchen:<br \/>\nThere is a stone-like, hard fridge in there.<br \/>\nYou should run into your dad.<br \/>\nDad is soft. He will forgive you.<\/li>\n<li>\nNever, never, never, never<br \/>\nWash your hands, or neck, or face!<br \/>\nSuch a silly useless action.<br \/>\nYour hands will get dirty very soon,<br \/>\nAnd so will your neck and face.<br \/>\nSo, why spend your energy or time?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s also useless to get a haircut:<br \/>\nWhen you grow older,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll loose your hair anyway!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>After your hands stop bleeding, write me what you think!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More Private Email Posted for the world to read Here is something for you to think of over the weekend: It seems to me that when you girls were little you were pretty bad, or better yet disobedient kids. I wrote some advise for disobedient children, and called it Ode to Disobedience I&#8217;m not gonna &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/24\/more-private-email-posted-for-world-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,309,185],"class_list":["post-1975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-celesteh","tag-jenya","tag-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4228,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions\/4228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}