{"id":2041,"date":"2003-01-04T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-04T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/04\/i-was-chary-of-returning-to-jks-lair\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:27:31","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:27:31","slug":"i-was-chary-of-returning-to-jks-lair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/04\/i-was-chary-of-returning-to-jks-lair\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was <b>chary<\/b> of returning to JK&#8217;s lair after the peril that had last met us there.  &#8220;Should we report back to HQ and let them know about Mr. Anderson?&#8221; I asked.<br \/>\nShelia kept speeding forward without looking at me.  &#8220;That was pure <b>chicanery<\/b>.  He&#8217;s a prisoner of Dr. Cool.&#8221;<br \/>\nThis was news to me.  &#8220;Then why did gaurds hustle him to safety during the <b>cacophony<\/b>?&#8221;<br \/>\nShe shook her head.  &#8220;They were preventing him from escaping.  Dr. Cool thought Mr. Anderson could give you a <b>cogent<\/b> argument to stay put until things cooled off.  Mr. Anderson agreed, but then he was <b>capricious<\/b> and started giving you hints.  Why did he say he was out in the dessert?&#8221;<br \/>\nI thought back.  &#8220;He said something about avarice.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s one of the seven deadly sins.  That&#8217;s a clue.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So Mr. Anderson is <b>bolstering<\/b> our side, so he must be an ally?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure he&#8217;s an ally or was just getting tired of treating Dr. Cool with <b>complaisance<\/b>.  I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s being <b>censured<\/b> as we speak, though.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So whose side is he on?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;His own of course.  Isn&#8217;t that the adventurer&#8217;s <b>canon<\/b>?&#8221;<br \/>\nShelia pulled the hovercraft behind a dune, but instead of barren dessert, a <b>bucolic<\/b> panorama lay in front of us.<br \/>\n&#8220;Agriculture!&#8221; I exclaimed.<br \/>\nShelia shook her head.  &#8220;This is no normal agriculture.  Look at the way the plants <b>burgeon<\/b>.&#8221;<br \/>\nI watched a corn stalk grow several centimeters in front of me.  &#8220;Good Heavens!  How is this possible?&#8221;<br \/>\nShelia pointed at the ground.  &#8220;There&#8217;s a <b>catalyst<\/b> in the soil.  The plants grow quickly, but their fruit is <b>caustic<\/b>.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.&#8221; said a voice behind us, &#8220;and very toxic.  Put your hands in the air and turn around slowly.&#8221;<br \/>\nWe did as told.  And found outselves facing a woman in a white catsuit.<br \/>\n&#8220;So, we meet again, Mr Anderson.&#8221; she smiled, &#8220;But this time you&#8217;ll face <b>castigation<\/b> for your trespassing.  You will receive the <b>canonical<\/b> mistreatment of spies!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was chary of returning to JK&#8217;s lair after the peril that had last met us there. &#8220;Should we report back to HQ and let them know about Mr. Anderson?&#8221; I asked. Shelia kept speeding forward without looking at me. &#8220;That was pure chicanery. 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