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\nJamitch teleports in.
\nChristi says, “hihi”
\nChristi says, “albertsons..”
\nJamitch says, “kio okazis?”
\nChristi says, “so, we went to the albertson’s last night, and
\n they were having a sale on candles!”
\nJamitch says, “uh oh..”
\nChristi says, “they were only $.70 each!”
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\nJamitch \ud83d\ude00
\nJamitch says, “how many did you get?”
\nChristi says, “so, we got 20 of them. and as we’re loading
\n them into the cart, this overweight guy with a comb over starts staring at us”
\nJamitch says, “ok”
\nChristi says, “and comes over and says “are you girls starting
\n a candle factory or something?”
\nJamitch says, “???”
\nChristi says, “and we’re like “no” and he stares at us some
\n more, and then says “well, then why are you buying all these candles?”
\nJamitch says, “ok”
\nJamitch says, “so clst kicked his ass?”
\nChristi says, “so celeste looks at him for a second and is
\n like “my mom is dying, and we’re buying candles to put by her.”
\nChristi says, “no no. the ass kicking comes later”
\nJamitch says, “so what happened next?”
\nChristi says, “so, he continues to stare at us, and then is
\n like “you know what? those candles won’t help. only the love of jesus can
\n cure your mother”
\nChristi pokes celeste
\nJamitch says, “ack”
\nChristi says, “hehhehe”
\nJamitch says, “i think i met the guy before”
\nJamitch says, “one night at that albertsons”
\nJamitch says, “with jenny”
\nJamitch says, “he said “hello young christians!”
\nChristi says, “buying diet coke and way too much toilet paper?”
\nChristi says, “heh”
\nJamitch says, “and “praise the lord for such a beautiful
\n night!”
\nJamitch says, “we pretended not to understand english”
\nChristi says, “yeah, that’s him. he started yelling prayer at
\n us, and telling us that he could lay hands on her and cure her”
\nJamitch says, “then clst kicked his ass?”
\nChristi says, “so we said that would be great because she was
\n missing half her brain and was in a coma.”
\nChristi says, “but he wouldn’t commit to that, and just
\n promised to pray for us, and if we just read our bible hard enough we’d be
\n able to cure her”
\nChristi says, “and we said thanks, and started off with our
\n candles, and he starts back into the “the candles won’t work! put back the
\n candles! you need the bible not the candles!”
\nJamitch says, “christ”
\nChristi says, “oh, and celeste told him that they had a non
\n resesitation order for her mom, so we couldn’t pray”
\nChristi says, “yes, so anyway, celeste told him that her mom
\n was scared of the dark”
\nJamitch says, “fuck”
\nChristi says, “and he told us to get a lamp”
\nJamitch says, “what a jerk”
\nChristi says, “it was fun”
\nChristi says, “he was hilarious!”
\nChristi says, “and he kept yelling prayers at us”
\nJamitch says, “he’s lucky tiffany wasn’t there”
\nJamitch says, “hehehehehehe”
\nChristi says, “he was praying and celeste was smirking at him,
\n and he told celeste that he really believed in her love of god, she was such
\n a good christian”
\nJamitch says, “HAHAHAHA”
\nChristi says, “and off course wanting to know how well she
\n knew her bible”
\nChristi says, “which is pretty darn well.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Logging Activated Thu Oct 17 15:07:57 2002 PDT Jamitch teleports in. Christi says, “hihi” Christi says, “albertsons..” Jamitch says, “kio okazis?” Christi says, “so, we went to the albertson’s last night, and they were having a sale on candles!” Jamitch says, “uh oh..” Christi says, “they were only $.70 each!” JamitchD Jamitch \ud83d\ude00 Jamitch says, … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[102,76,103,104],"class_list":["post-2097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-candles","tag-celesteh","tag-death","tag-mom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4350,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions\/4350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}