{"id":2119,"date":"2002-10-07T01:27:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-07T00:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/07\/all-you-people-who-think-dogs-are\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:27:45","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:27:45","slug":"all-you-people-who-think-dogs-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/07\/all-you-people-who-think-dogs-are\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>all you people who think dogs are gross and cats arent:  (christi, don&#8217;t read this)<br \/>\nI was leaving yesturday and just as i was opening the door, a cat threw up.  I told myself that the cat was actually going to throw up 5 minutes in the future and i would not discover it until i got home and i left with the dog.  when i got back, the cat barf was gone.<br \/>\nnow all of you cat people go on and on about cats being self-cleaning and how dogs are stinky and will eat anything.  looks like cats have disgusting diets too.  or maybe they&#8217;re just very very clean.  yuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>all you people who think dogs are gross and cats arent: (christi, don&#8217;t read this) I was leaving yesturday and just as i was opening the door, a cat threw up. I told myself that the cat was actually going to throw up 5 minutes in the future and i would not discover it until &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/07\/all-you-people-who-think-dogs-are\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4372,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119\/revisions\/4372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}