{"id":383,"date":"2008-10-26T12:14:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-26T12:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/26\/crap-poetry\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:23:58","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:23:58","slug":"crap-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/26\/crap-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Crap Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The hospice volunteer read from a book of poems about death.<\/p>\n<p>It contained rainbows.<br \/>\nAnd also wolves, bald eagles, spotted owls, blue whales,<br \/>\n a veritable who&#8217;s who of the endangered species list.<br \/>\nAll of them welcoming a freed spirit<\/p>\n<p>Maybe they didn&#8217;t know my mom had let her membership to Greenpeace lapse.<br \/>\nOr maybe they did, but also that when that quack came around saying shark cartilage was a magic cure, <br \/>\n I&#8217;d said no.<br \/>\n Not just because it wouldn&#8217;t work<br \/>\n  but for the sharks<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe, as the poem implied, they were just overjoyed at the death of a human.<br \/>\n Any human.<br \/>\nThinking, &#8220;Thank gods. If enough of them die, we might get to live after all.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hospice volunteer read from a book of poems about death. It contained rainbows. And also wolves, bald eagles, spotted owls, blue whales, a veritable who&#8217;s who of the endangered species list. All of them welcoming a freed spirit Maybe they didn&#8217;t know my mom had let her membership to Greenpeace lapse. Or maybe they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/26\/crap-poetry\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Crap Poetry<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,103,104,186],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-celesteh","tag-death","tag-mom","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2595,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions\/2595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}