{"id":423,"date":"2008-06-07T20:21:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T19:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/07\/i-missed-my-fucking-boa\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:24:04","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:24:04","slug":"i-missed-my-fucking-boa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/07\/i-missed-my-fucking-boa\/","title":{"rendered":"I missed my fucking boat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought i was supposed to check in at 22:00, so i came at 21:48 to give my self a few minutes.<BR> <BR> The people behind the desk wouldn&#8217;t even acknowledge that i was pounding alarmedly on the door. Finally, i saw a police van and they told me i was too late.&nbsp; The boat sails at 22:00. It was 21:55. She said she was sorry.<BR> <BR> If i can check in to a boat tomorrow before 10:13, i can still take xena. Otherwise, i can&#8217;t go until tuessday because she will need to be re-treated for ticks. Not that there&#8217;s any poasibility of her having any. But the re-treatment will be bad for her health.<BR> <BR> Fuc fuck fuck fuck fuck.<BR> <BR> Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.<BR> <BR> Now i&#8217;m on train back to den haag that i couldn&#8217;t even buy tickets for because the fucking macjine at the ferry terminal only takes coins or dutch cards.<BR> <BR> Nicole, eric has my keys. I will email you his phone number when i get to kendra&#8217;s house and can get some juice in my phone.<BR> <BR> I knew i would fuck this up somehow.&nbsp; Fucking god fucking damn it. Fuck, i have a dr appointment. I&#8217;m such a fucking idiot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought i was supposed to check in at 22:00, so i came at 21:48 to give my self a few minutes. The people behind the desk wouldn&#8217;t even acknowledge that i was pounding alarmedly on the door. Finally, i saw a police van and they told me i was too late.&nbsp; The boat sails &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/07\/i-missed-my-fucking-boa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I missed my fucking boat<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2637,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions\/2637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}