{"id":626,"date":"2007-06-14T14:13:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-14T13:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/14\/de-stiched\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:24:39","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:24:39","slug":"de-stiched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/14\/de-stiched\/","title":{"rendered":"De-stiched"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got the stiches out of my chin yesterday, which have helped make it feel less irritated.  While getting them snipped out, I inquired about my lingering jaw pain (hurts a lot to chew) and swollenness.  The doctor who stiched me said it should all go away within a &#8220;couple of days&#8221; but she must have meant &#8220;weeks&#8221; and the nurse practitioner advised me to be patient.  At least my lip is de-swollen enough that I can generally be understood while speaking.  Well, almost as much as usual.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse also said I was incredibly lucky, after I described what happened to her.  I could have been much more badly hurt.  It&#8217;s funny how people say &#8220;lucky.&#8221;  Like, I&#8217;m lucky not to have hurt my brain, but I think real luck would have involved somehow landing on my feet or not crashing at all.  And I&#8217;m lucky my dog&#8217;s not dead, but&#8230; no, that was just luck.  Jeesus gods.<br \/>\nI went to the pet store yesterday to buy dog-washing soap and saw all the pet toys and went a little crazy.  I mean, she could have been killed, so maybe I should get her a bunch of chew toys and treats and stuff, right?  I started explaining this to the cashieer of the store and told my story and I got to the part where the cop said it was my fault and his expression began to change.  It was clear he thought I was making the whole thing up.  Have you ever had a day so shitty that when you tried to tell people about it, they thought you were lying?<br \/>\nOk, so maybe I shouldn&#8217;t repeat it to strangers (the tourist office woman in Brussels seems a bit non-plussed, as did the woman who sold me the box of liguor-filled bonbons), but man, some things you just have to get out.  And if nobody you know is around, well, this is why it sucks to work retail.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t really have anything else to say.  I&#8217;ve been trying to come up with clever gear reviews (&#8220;camelback &#8211; ache&#8221;), but I&#8217;m not so motivated.  I guess I&#8217;m going on with the bike tripping thing though, since I just purchased all the maps I&#8217;ll need to get to Copenhagen from the same store in which I got my maps to Brussels.  The guy asked how it went.  At least he believed me.  He swore Denmark would be better.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a reason that Douglas Adams transcribed that the word &#8220;belgium&#8221; has the most filthy curse word in the gallery.  That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got the stiches out of my chin yesterday, which have helped make it feel less irritated. While getting them snipped out, I inquired about my lingering jaw pain (hurts a lot to chew) and swollenness. The doctor who stiched me said it should all go away within a &#8220;couple of days&#8221; but she must &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/14\/de-stiched\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De-stiched<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[247,76,107,141,86],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-belgium","tag-celesteh","tag-dog","tag-healthcare","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2851,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions\/2851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}