{"id":656,"date":"2007-04-06T23:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/27-commissions-to-go\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:24:44","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:24:44","slug":"27-commissions-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/27-commissions-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"27 Commissions to go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>eBay finally replied to my email and demanded a whole pile of documentation from me, proving my identity.  Which I can get of course, but some of it is on a different continent than I and I can&#8217;t get it before Monday anyway.  So I wrote back and asked if offering music commissions violated the TOS.  Why not save both of us the trouble of dealing with my paperwork.<\/p>\n<p>They wrote back within in minutes . . . to say that they hadn&#8217;t sent me any messages.  This seems to be something of a pattern with them. It&#8217;s like a Monty Python skit.  &#8220;No I didn&#8217;t.  No, I didn&#8217;t say that.  Wanker.&#8221;  &#8220;Did you call me a wanker?&#8221;  &#8220;No, no, no, off course not.  Git.&#8221;  &#8220;did you just call me a git?&#8221;  &#8220;What? No, don&#8217;t be silly! Turd-bottom.&#8221; etc.  It&#8217;s funny if you imagine John Cleese.<br \/>\nAnyway, 27 to go.  There&#8217;s a cultural products market at 21 Grand tonight.  If I was going, I would take a sign-up sheet with me and hopefully get the last 27 that way.<br \/>\nNicole comes back on Sunday.  I&#8217;ll have to resume showering.  (Just kidding.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eBay finally replied to my email and demanded a whole pile of documentation from me, proving my identity. Which I can get of course, but some of it is on a different continent than I and I can&#8217;t get it before Monday anyway. So I wrote back and asked if offering music commissions violated the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/27-commissions-to-go\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">27 Commissions to go<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,17,267],"class_list":["post-656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-celesteh","tag-commission","tag-ebay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2882,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions\/2882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}