{"id":707,"date":"2006-12-21T04:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/21\/pre-jet-lagged\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:24:52","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:24:52","slug":"pre-jet-lagged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/21\/pre-jet-lagged\/","title":{"rendered":"Pre-jet lagged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never sleep well the night before flying and I seem to enjoy procrastinating, so now it&#8217;s 5:00 am and I&#8217;m not packed and every dish in the house is dirty.  And, I forgot about garbage day.  And, while putting the (potted) xmas tree outside, I flung mud all over my bathroom (by which I mean bathing room).  The upside here is that I&#8217;m all pre-adjusted to CA time, except if I don&#8217;t sleep on the plane, I&#8217;ll be a major mess tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see . . . I went to Amsterdam a while ago to see some sort of art opening.  There&#8217;s a German guy who runs a really, really tiny night shop out of just a shop window display.  It&#8217;s one of those life-as-art projects, where it&#8217;s art because it&#8217;s just a bit odd, and the artist embodies it.  He was having a small showing of another artist in the shop.  The other artist does nothing but pictures of sausages.  He handed out tiny real sausages to everyone present.  I read the program notes and they were truly insane and mentioned something called the &#8220;wurst club.&#8221;  It&#8217;s a real club.  I joined it and got a membership certificate which is actually a watercolor painting of a bunch of sausages.  I&#8217;m the 6th vegetarian to join.<br \/>\nThe next weekend, I went to Amsterdam again to go to STEIM&#8217;s open weekend.  They had a bunch of interactive toy instruments out for folks to play with.  They were cool.  then some STEIM folks improvised.  I went and got my haircut.  I really like my hair cutter (Cuts and Curls) because they never argue with me or try to talk me out of things.  I say, &#8220;make it short and square&#8221; and the guy just nods and does it.  He talked me into buying some product.  I haven&#8217;t gotten the hang of using it yet.  I look like some sort of cross between an overly-enthusiatic-for-the-wax teen boy or the covermodel for the Amsterdam Gay Guide.<br \/>\nOn Monday, I went again to Amsterdam to go to something called &#8220;Upgrade.&#8221;  There were two guys speaking about degradable art and then a couple of guys played sounds and fed them to a video projector via a video aD converter.  Destruction of stuff, like data or old photos is fine, I mean, if folks don&#8217;t want it anymore, it has to go someplace.  But shredding old slides isn&#8217;t really getting rid of them.  It&#8217;s just breaking them up so nobody can use them.  In once sense they&#8217;re destroyed, but in another they&#8217;re not.  Somebody with way too much time could probably reconstruct them.  What&#8217;s more, the amount of space they take up has not diminished.  They have not transformed, only been broken into pieces.  Degradable art is not <em>bio<\/em>degradable art.  Contrary to audience suggestion, shredding computers is <em>not<\/em> a good idea.  Our leftover technological scraps from forgotten tools and memories are toxic.  They might be broken into bits, but those bits will stay around forever, unusable.<br \/>\nMaybe I should go pack or do the dishes or something.  I wish my laundry were dry.  I&#8217;ve been adding labels to my oldest posts and eventually hope to tag everything I&#8217;ve ever written here.  It seems to be screwing up the feed on lj.  Sorry.<br \/>\nOh yeah, I&#8217;ll be in CA starting tomorrow until Jan 4th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never sleep well the night before flying and I seem to enjoy procrastinating, so now it&#8217;s 5:00 am and I&#8217;m not packed and every dish in the house is dirty. And, I forgot about garbage day. And, while putting the (potted) xmas tree outside, I flung mud all over my bathroom (by which I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/21\/pre-jet-lagged\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pre-jet lagged<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,76,198],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-art","tag-celesteh","tag-netherlands"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2939,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions\/2939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}