{"id":882,"date":"2005-12-01T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T07:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/meter-reader-come\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:25:10","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:25:10","slug":"meter-reader-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/meter-reader-come\/","title":{"rendered":"The meter reader cometh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And that&#8217;s why I got up before 7:00 am, in the dark.  To wait.<\/p>\n<p>When I lived in Berkeley, I used to have ants.  There are a lot of ants in Berkeley and you can only get rid of them for a little while.  So I got used to keep ant food, like honey, in the fridge where the ants couldn&#8217;t get it.  Fridges are bug proof and they keep things from spoiling.  So why not refrigerated garbage cans?  You don&#8217;t want to keep your trash in your regular fridge because sometimes, it&#8217;s already spoiled.  But if you had a fridge trashcan, it would prevent bugs and also . . . zzzzzzzzzzzz<br \/>\nTags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Paris\" rel=\"tag\">Paris<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Celesteh\" rel=\"tag\">Celesteh<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And that&#8217;s why I got up before 7:00 am, in the dark. To wait. When I lived in Berkeley, I used to have ants. There are a lot of ants in Berkeley and you can only get rid of them for a little while. So I got used to keep ant food, like honey, in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/meter-reader-come\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The meter reader cometh<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3121,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions\/3121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}