{"id":949,"date":"2005-09-11T02:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-11T01:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/11\/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:25:17","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:25:17","slug":"no-good-deed-goes-unpunished","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/11\/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished\/","title":{"rendered":"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My CT bank account received an e-bill for my Berkeley phone service, so I was re-locating my phone bill to come to my local bank, when I noticed that it&#8217;s not in my name.  Being the good person I am, I called the phone company to ask them to switch names on the account.  They told me that unless I could find my ex&#8217;s SSN or unless she called them, I would be getting a new phone number.  Grr.  So I emailed the ex and then went digging to see if I could find her SSN.<\/p>\n<p>I called SBC again, they said &#8220;oh, we didn&#8217;t see you have DSL service.&#8221;  Ex will have to cancel DSL, somebody will have to come out and unhook it.  Then, after it turns off, I have to call and ask them to reconnect it, somebody will have to come out and re-hook it.  AND the ex has to pay a $200 deactivation fee.  AND I have to pay an activation fee. AND they don&#8217;t offer multiple fixed IP addresses anymore. AND they don&#8217;t have an international phone number. AND I leave on thursday.<br \/>\nI should have left well enough alone.  It all gets paid on time and in full via e-bill.  Nobody is getting harmed.  But now ex will likely not want any of her credit dependent on me (totally reasonable) and I will be annoyed if I lose my fixed IP addresses.  I&#8217;ve been paying for them for the last two years while I haven&#8217;t been using them because I know I can&#8217;t let go of them, or I won&#8217;t get them back.  I want to have servers in my kitchen.<br \/>\nSo, my idea is that I will call on monday AGAIN.  And explain that the DSL was originally under a business account (which is true) and this is a live-work space (which is true) and I acquired ex&#8217;s business (which is true for practical purposes) and argue that the business has those IP addresses and they&#8217;re mine now and the phone company should just change the goddamn name on the bill, to the name that has been on the checks (which they&#8217;re happy enough to cash) for the last 2.5 years.<br \/>\nAfter that tactic succeeds, monkeys will fly out my butt.<br \/>\nThe phone company has everything to gain by being jerks.  They get $200 stolen dollars from my ex, they get fees from me and they get their damn IP addresses back, which I will never see again AND they get to jack up my rates for giving me less service.  Bastards.<br \/>\nTag: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Celesteh\" rel=\"tag\">Celesteh<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My CT bank account received an e-bill for my Berkeley phone service, so I was re-locating my phone bill to come to my local bank, when I noticed that it&#8217;s not in my name. Being the good person I am, I called the phone company to ask them to switch names on the account. 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