{"id":988,"date":"2005-08-01T22:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T21:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/01\/too-skinny\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T00:25:21","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T23:25:21","slug":"too-skinny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/01\/too-skinny\/","title":{"rendered":"too skinny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m too skinny for a goshdern frog bra.  nicole whipped out her measuring tape and i&#8217;m too skinny for any such undergarments.  ha ha ha.  feh.<\/p>\n<p>Tag: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Celesteh\" rel=\"tag\">Celesteh<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m too skinny for a goshdern frog bra. nicole whipped out her measuring tape and i&#8217;m too skinny for any such undergarments. ha ha ha. feh. Tag: Celesteh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3236,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions\/3236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celesteh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}