truths

1. Ice might sounds neat when it breaks, but slipping and falling on it while drunk (or presumably, while sober too) sucks. ice sucks.
2. Everything Tom says about Connectucut and CT women is true. Tom is Connecticut.
3. Email is as at least as untrustworthy as the telephone
4. Hangovers suck

Xena is locked in India House and no human is there to let her out. I want Xena to come home.