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rtsp://129.133.2.23/celeste.sdp

For those of you at other parties or on other coasts or continents, the above URL will contain a webcast of my concert, which starts tomorrow at 8:00PM EDT (GMT -5) . . . that’s 5:00PM PDT.
It’s a quicktime stream.

Program

Rush to Excuse

2004

 
Uses the voice of Rush Limbaugh

Coulter Shock

2004

 
Uses the voice of Ann Coulter with Sean Hannity, Alan Colmes and others

Tunings

2004

Lock up your Children

2005

 
Uses the voices of PBS correspondent Terence Smith, Fox News anchor Bill O’Reilly, preacher Fred Phelps and others

Intermission

Bell Tolls

2004

Savage Beasts

2005

 
Uses the voices of Michael Savage and Imus in the Morning speaking about Iraq and Palestine, respectively

Beep

2005

Scitilopolitics

2003

 
Movement 1 uses the voice of George W. Bush

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Movement 2 uses the voice of Jessica Feldman reading from a book by Jeffner Allen, Lesbian Philosophy: Explorations (Palo Alto: Institute of Lesbian Studies, 1987)

Meditations for Women

2005

 
Uses the voice of Jean Sirius reading her text “Meditations for Women,” copyright 1981

Tag: Celesteh

Today, I

• bought groceries
• bought beer
• did some sweeping
• went to class
• got car started (it’s idling now, after it has idled for an hour, i’m going to turn it off for half an hour. if it doesn’t restart, then i won’t take it to the airport)

Tomorrow, I must

• Get up at 8:00
• Print programs at 9:00 and get in the paperwork that was due friday but that I got an extension until today for and then forgot
• go to headshop at 10:00 and buy stuff to make hair blue (my classmates say this is a good idea)
• start loading in chapel between 11:00 – noon
• start setting levels as soon as setup happens
• do run through at 4:00
• break from 6:00 – 7:00 ( i hope)
• concert at 8:00
• post concert cookies, snacks, beer and jagermeister (yes, really) at my abode

I just got contact by somebody who wants to use a piece of mine in a documentary. I’m wondering how to respond. Of course I want to, but what questions should I ask and how many coins should I demand (in Braxton’s manner of asking)?

Tag: Celesteh

I just spent a lot of time with angela trying to get my car to start. no good. yes, i know it’s the battery. my car’s electrical system just seems to be incompatible with some other systems. the first time i tried to use my car to start somebody else’s it didn’t work either. yes, i know what i’m doing. so let’s have a car jumping contest. winner gets a ride to wild oats market and a bunch of cookies.

Tag: Celesteh

done

• timing: concert is one hour and 12 minutes is i go through the pieces one after another with as little pause as possible. muahahaha
• Program is written

to do

• today’s small stab at house keeping was not nearly enough. i threw away a bridal bouquet and felt nothing, but a loss of motivation to continue
• must buy blue hair dye and dye hair blue (must dye on monday, cuz i washed my hair today)
• buy groceries for the week and party food
• buy beer (must wait to monday because beer is immoral on sundays)
• get car jumped
• email grad list about concert
• talk to david about webcast

tuesday

• load in at noon, start running through pieces asap to get levels set for speakers and house system. i have major level differences from piece to piece, but i didn’t want to fix them until i’m on the real system – that must get done by 4:00
• cookies must be made. the world needs cookies

thank you list redux

Thank you to Ron Kuivila, Anthony Braxton, Neely Bruce, Alvin Lucier, Ellen Fullman, Jeffner Allen, Jean Sirius, Jessica Feldman, Aaron Siegel, Jascha Narveson, David Jensenius, Ed Hutchins, Media Matters for America, Sandy Brough, Hope McNeil, Deb Shore, Nicole Wilkins, Ed Chiburis, Nancy Albert, the Apple repair guy in the campus computer store, Phillip Schulze, Matt Lagoy, and Xena.

random

I was walking to the lab today and heard all the bells ringing at the catholic church and wondered why. It was for the death of the pope. wow.
Apparently Mercury is in retrograde right now. who knew? everybody is being really nice to me, so i just assumed it wasn’t
Tag: Celesteh

writing my program. Am I missing anybody?

Thank you to Ron Kuivila, Anthony Braxton, Neely Bruce, Alvin Lucier, Ellen Fullman, Jeffner Allen, Jean Sirius, Jessica Feldman, Aaron Sigel, Jascha Narveson, David Jensenius, Ed Hutchins, Media Matters for America, Sandy Burroughs, Hope McNeil, Deb Shore, Nicole Wilkins, the Apple repair guy in the campus computer store, Phillip Schulze, Matt Lagoy

advisor, thesis committee, other professor, tuning teacher, sources of additional text, vocal talent, housemate, concert recording guy, web streaming guy, dad, source for most audio, department secretaries, gf, people who offered advice and or help fixing my hard drive. (need to find out that one guy’s name)
hm, i could add indie media, westboro baptist church (godhatesfags.com) and the white house cuz i also downloaded audio from them . . ..
if you notice a missing name, please inform asap.
Tag: Celesteh

it is not an article of faith for catholics that life begins at conception. abortion is just as controversial in the catholic church as it is in all of american society. not every catholic agrees on the pope with this point any more than every american loved reagan. FURTHERMORE, when the pope says “culture of life” he’s also talking about war, poverty and the death penalty. it doesn’t take much research into the lives of prominent conservative catholics to see how that’s not in 100% agreement either.

also, a lot of catholics use birth control
ahem, when the pope said, not says. When do they start picking a replacement? Who is in the lead? I want to see a controversy leading to a papal schism with a pope and an anti-pope busily excommunicating each other. That would be exciting.
Tag: Pope

Ann Coulter does. She think it’s a war against Islam, which I guess is super clear from her September 12th 2001 (or thereabouts) comments that we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to christianity. She meant the entire middle east. Her book Treason, of which I’ve read about half, takes periodic breaks from talking about the heroism, patriotism of Joe McCarthy (the anti-communist guy. no, i am not kidding) to talk smack about Allah and the entire Middle East. Hussein was bad because he was from the same region as Usama bin Ladin. she said something about a swamp there. The middle east is a swamp, you see, which needs to be drained and “third world savages” need to be civilized. The whole third world are savages, though. I don’t want to do a Coulter trick and take a quote of context

This insanity is apparently the basis for a lot of foreign policy, which apparently resembles a torture-filled six degrees of separation game, according to a recent article in the Gaurdian. You might know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who might want to hide a ticking time bomb, but anyway, this other guy that that guy knows is a terrorist, so we’ll torture all of you, cuz there might be a bomb there someplace. Afghanistan is apparently a prison state and soon we’ll be a prison planet. Some folks think the comparisons to Nazis are overblown. Maybe they are. Maybe when German read about prison camps in Poland, they thought that comparisons to Napoleon were overblown.
And if Joe McCarthy could have used torture and his way had become the law of the land . . .. Well, no wonder Coulter likes him.
In the mean time, let’s talk about the pope dying, the plight of the brain dead being disconnected from feeding tubes, the latest from the Michael Jackson trial and the horrible indecency on our airwaves.
Tag: Terror

• time pieces – figure out when intermission should go and if anything ought to be cut
• Clean house and room
• write concert program (as in, a printed program)
• buy food to feed self, cola and dad
• buy booze
• buy ingredients for post concert snacks (i’m thinking cookies)
• figure out webcast url and post it
• buy hair dye
• dye hair blue
• email grad student list with concert info
• get car jump started and let it run for a while to recharge battery (shouldn’t the charge have lasted from last time?)
• let people who can’t make 8:00 show know about 4:00 run through (also april 5th)

done

• made pieces MOTU-compatible
• emailed music department about concert
• posted like 50 flyers
• scheduled thesis defense

possible thesis title: Political Voices: Political Engagement Through Text Sound Poetry
thesis paper theoretically due april 15th. i’ve got some books to read for that. yarg
Tag: Celesteh

I just saw on TV an hour ago that the pope was dead. now, according to the internets, the pope is alive again. Apparently, they have done controversial surgery on him, replacing several of his missing and broken parts with machines. he is now robopope!

If this doesn’t work, he’s left a will saying he should be cryogenically frozen. This will make him the world’s first popesicle.
Um, ok, nevermind. I’m just annoyed that the story keeps changing. Let me have my moment of momentous occasion already and then let me start speculating on the new pope. I hope they pick an Italian.
Tag: Pope

Second cup of coffee yesterday morning was not a good idea. i have wiggle room on the written paper, which anyway, i am officially Not Worried About. Worst case: I have to rewrite it over the summer and don’t graduate on time. I understand that the amount of work required for the paper is inversely related to the amount of work done creating the musical opus. I’ve written a few personal library files which ought to count for something, including my fancy panning class, and my set of buffer tools for manipulating recorded speech. It took me many weeks to do my first text piece with bush’s voice. a few weeks to do my ann coulter piece, only days to do rush limbaugh and i banged out medidations for women in a single evening. this plus the hundred or so pages of my previous (gah) thesis project, and i am not worried.

a motu is a device which allows a computer to be able to receive 8 separate lines of audio simultaneously or output 8 separate lines simultaneously. with a motu attached to my computer, i can send out 2 lines to the stero speaks built in to the chapel and 2 smaller speakers that i’m going to use for folks like fred phelps, because running him through the built in chapel speakers puts him just too much on his home turf. my dislike of motu products dates back to driver problems i had in os9. ever single mac midi application except for motu ones used the official oms midi drivers. except for motu. they had their own set. which meant rebooting to run my one piece of motu software and big headaches sorting out my extensions. motu hardware is somewhat more compatible with supercollider. their program performer does a few more things and does not require installed hardware to run it. however, performer is overly complicated and i don’t use the extra features. and motu hardware won’t work with protools. blah blah blah. i got sick of worrying about this and so all of my pieces were designed to be only two channels
what really really annoys me about my advisor is that upon listening to a piece of music, he immediately grasps the point and makes several suggestions to make the concept clearer or to make it work better in the space. infuriatingly, these suggestions are almost always a good idea. ok, it’s not infuriating. it’s just a lot of work. and, of course, this is why i went to music school. i’ve been mostly sitting at home working on stuff and not sharing them, which is illogical and foolish. i HATE asking for help because i have the idea that it makes me look weak. ahem. anyway, last semester, advisor was on sabatical. this semester, we mostly talked about d00med first thesis project. so that’s why i’m getting musical feedback right now.
in case you missed it below my poster, i’m going to paris next year. if you have an idea of a grant that i should apply for, let me know.
for you californians, i will be playing the contents of my thesis concert again in california, in san francisco at the hemlock tavern on the last wednesday in june. it will cost $10 (or less, i’m going to try to bargain the price down) to get in. more details as they become available.

Tag: Celesteh