The End of Criticism

The era of criticism is over. It is the end of the critic, the end of destructive comments, the long-delayed end of an era.

Critics have power as long as we’re willing to listen to them. We don’t have to engage them. We don’t have to listen and we don’t have to participate. Too often, when critics are decried, the decrier means on that s/he should become the critic. “Only I get to criticize music, because of my unique and legitimate position as the arbiter of taste.” That is not my intent.
Obviously, music and art must be engaged and even discussed, or it is the end of music education. Otherwise, no one will ever know of any artist because no one will have spoken of them. It is appropriate to engage music in several ways.
If you are a teacher and the creator is your student, the constructive criticism is completely appropriate. Constructive criticism implies a power relationship. It should exist within that relationship or when requested, other wise, it is exerting authority where none ought to exist. Also, please note, constructive criticism. Saying “this sucks” is in no way constructive.
The way to engage art is to make art. It is very easy to say “this sucks” and to destroy and to complain about other people’s endeavors, but it’s more difficult to create something yourself, now isn’t it? Engaging music with words, then, means talking about what is worth emulating in a piece. If we look at pieces as jumping off points, then learning from them to instruct our own music is beneficial.
And for those whose role it is to talk about music: If somebody invented something, say that. If somebody had made something great, say that. If something sucks, then don’t waste our time by telling us about it. Talk about something that is worth talking about. Perhaps you’re worried that there’s a danger that some terrible trend will go unchecked unless it is criticized. However, it will not be emulated unless it’s worth emulating. It will not be praised if it is not worth praising. Creators of suck will be met with a resounding silence. Their is no danger of something with no redeeming value taking over, unless, perhaps, you are thinking of Thomas Kinkade. Your position as newspaper art critic, angry letter writer, peeved grad student, gallery curator, arts administrator, university professor, or cultural-capital endowedness is not going to stop a consumer-driven trend. You can’t make the unwashed masses like something or dislike something. Instead, they rather object to being thought of that way. Make something better, or you have nothing to say.
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Iraqi Election!

And who could doubt the credibility of such an election, run under an occupational authority which has a perfect record of flawless elections, especially in Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004? Who could doubt the credibility when the observers weren’t even in the same country? When the Sunni’s “boycotted” the vote by having virtually no polling places open in their regions?

Al Jazeera is reporting charges of election fraud in Kurdistan. Kurds are the largest ethnic group with no country. During the 11 years of the US-run siege against Iraq, the Kurds lived in a semi-autonomous region. There is a lot of oil in Iraqi Kurdistan. Kurds have reason to want to maintain autonomy. The US has reason to want to maintain good ties with Kurds. So the US media takes a hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil approach to the “first free elections in the history of Iraq.” And perhaps there is widespread fraud leading to a situation where the US gets to help itself to northern Iraq’s oil and the rest of Iraq gets squat for it.
Was there election fraud? How could I possibly know? How could anyone know? The burden of proof is upon those running the elections. The occupational authority needs to demonstrate that they were free and fair. But an occupational government is inherently untrustworthy. Which is why monitors are needed. Without monitors, it’s like having Tinkerbell elections. The US press gives a standing ovation. They do believe in fairies. The folks in the Middle East aren’t as convinced. Democracy should not be a faith-based activity. The elections are only as valuable as they are perceived to be. We haven’t given anyone but US domestic audiences much in the way of persuasion.
Al Jazeera has constantly been annoying us, what with their uncensored reporting of news. It would be so much better if they just repeated Pentagon propaganda. But don’t worry. They’re for sale. Soon Rupert Murdoch will own them too.
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Polls – should I change this blog?

Should I rename this blog (not change the url) to something a bit more highbrow than “groovy zone”? (A trumpet player told me wednesday that playing tuba is not groovy. I was shocked. “Do you know the name of my website???!” I did not say.)

Should I perhaps separate music from politics from what-i-ate-for-lunch and have three blogs?
Is my genre “classical music”? Is tweaking Rush Limbaugh in the same category as Beethoven?
Answer in the comments, if you want to answer.
Unrelatedly, why does everyone want MAX teachers? They should want SuperCollider teachers. I met a guy over the weekend whose book on hacking hardware (for musical purposes) is going to be published by Rutledge. pretty cool.
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SuperCollider Trick of the Day

“Hello World”.speak;
See Speech helpfile for more information. You can set pitch, which mac voice to use (see System Preferences for Speech to get a list), rate, etc. You could use it with a Pipe to read blogs. You’d pipe to lynx or something. It would be cool to write a Perl script to find creative commons blogs and strip out comments, javascript and formatting information to feed text back to SuperCollider.
This toy is mac-only.
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Probability and private accounts

Toss a coin. You have no idea if it’s going to come up heads or tails. If you toss that coin a hundred times though, you know you’re going to get heads about half the time. Let’s say you’re saving up for retirement. You have no idea how long you’re going to live. You might know the median for people who have similar traits, but you as one person are like a single coin toss. If you die young, you could have used some of that saved money for cruises around the Mediterranean. If you live a darn long time, you might run out of money (shortly) before you die and end up in poverty. It’s the same for private health savings accounts. Most of my family is pretty long-lived and most of my family members don’t get sick until the end of their lives. But say I get a dread disease and then survive it only to get sick again later. In the meantime, I’ve depleted my savings and am cast into poverty by the second illness. Or I might live happily and perfectly healthy until I reach 100 only to die instantly of a heart attack at my surprise birthday party. I could have used that money to buy the alphorn collection I always wanted.

It’s very difficult to predict what will happen to an individual. However, with statistics, it’s easy to predict what will happen to a large population. Somebody in one of Mother Theresa’s hospitals got remissions of some horrible cancer. There was only a 1 in 1000 thousand chance this would happen! It was a miracle for that individual. But if you look at the thousand cases of that cancer those hospitals have treated, well, that person was the 1 in 1000.
If you took a group of a thousand people and pooled their money into a health savings account, you could use statistics to predict how much money participants should add to the account. Some people would add more than they got out of it, but nobody would run out of funds. Predictions are easier to make. Fewer people suffer.
the more people participate, the easier to predict. Hey, what if the whole country contributed to a system where they could put money in and get money out once they needed it, if they were sick, or retired? To make it a little bit more fair, the people who put more money into the joint retirement account could get more out of it at the end. Everyone who participated would know that they wouldn’t die in poverty. Similarly, we could provide healthcare to all participants in a national healthcare fund. Because healthcare is a right, everybody would have equal access based on need. But maybe people could contribute to the healthcare fund according to their ability to contribute, as in a sliding scale. People with a lot of money would have to put in more. And people with no money wouldn’t have to pay in at all. That way, everybody would know they would have healthcare regardless of their ability to pay. And then the national healthcare collective could negotiate with health providers to keep costs down, to keep the collective from having to spend too much.
This way, everyone would know that they wouldn’t get cast into poverty if they got sick or if they live a really long time. they wouldn’t have to guess about what their own needs might be because statistically, everyone’s needs are pretty much known. Everyone knows they will be ok, including poor people and sick people. The system, then is compassionate and fair and reduces suffering. Wouldn’t that be great?
With private accounts, there’s a lot of guessing and a lot of waste. Also, it’s kind of cruel to make things optional. If I need money to feed my family today, I’m not going to be able to put that money aside in case they get sick tomorrow. Even if it’s pre-tax money. Immediate needs have to be met immediately. Privately funded optional accounts are great if you’ve already got money and are a savvy investor . . . and you happen to guess right about how sick you will get and how long you will live. In the real world though, a collective system is a lot more humane and makes a lot more sense.
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Generic Blog Post

Unreasearched Political Opinion

The Iraqi elections were a complete sham

What I ate for lunch
toasted bagel with melted brie

Conversation I had with people you don’t know or care about
Eric agreed to my schedule changes
Use of jargon
We’re going to try making a different bunch of SDP files and experiment with putting them on the server to see if it improves the refresh rate.
Oversharing of personal information
My skin is so dry I’ve taken to rubbing olive oil into my elbows and i have to moisturize half my feet, but i still have athlete’s foot on my toes!! why will it not go away??!!
Statement of Faith
I’m praying for peace in the Tamil region
Pontificating on the greatness of blogs
With this kind of enlightened commentary, the MSM (main stream media) will soon be completely replaced
Reactionary desire to reverse recent social trends
Remember the old days when the web was new and anybody could put up a web page about anything they knew about and if the content was good, it was just as valuable as a corporate website? I miss the old days of single-person-publishing having both research and content.
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Hey you know that “next blog” link

Up there at the top of the page? There sure do seem to be a lot of red staters on blogspot. Is it me, or is every single site either sharing the joy of Jesus, the joy of Christian music or talking about how to invest. I mean, not that investing is inherently red state or anything. But getting investment advice off blogs? That’s just stupid.
So how many fans of Christian Music are there on blogspot? Results 1 – 10 of about 1,430 from blogspot.com for “christian music”. (0.42 seconds). Ok, that’s a lot. What about just in the blogosphere? 29,582 posts matching Christian Music sorted by most recent. Or maybe Showing 1-10 of 17652 results. Err. Wow.
Compare that with Classical Music: 17,638 posts matching Classical Music sorted by most recent. and Showing 1-10 of 12703 results.
Minimalism: 1,126 posts matching Minimalism sorted by most recent. and Showing 1-10 of 647 results
and HipHop: 6,444 posts matching HipHop sorted by most recent. and Showing 1-10 of 3940 results

Ok, so either the red states have more successfully colonized the blogosphere or I should switch genres. Is anybody writing experimental hymns?
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Thesis – not grumpy

Ok, that’s a lie. I am grumpy for the last several days and I’m not sure why. Spacey too. Maybe I should try to, like, sleep the same 8 hours from night to night. Anyway, I talked to advisor today and had a totally useful talk. Probably because it was the third time we had it or something. We shar goals. He gave me good ideas about structure. And showed my something cool that might make a nice version of hello world:

(freq: 400).play;
It plays a short A. The interpreter looks at it and thinks: “What is that? It must be an event. Clearly the programmer intended to play the event through the default synthesizer.” And then there is much handwaving. But when your into to java book says to type “System.out.println(“Hello World”)'”, it doesn’t tell you what System is or what out is. Maybe it would be more intellectually useful to give them Event.default.play, um, except that I don’t actually get how Events work. La La La. oh, hm (Event.default[freq] = 440).play; that’s weird.
Ok, my real, honest structure is: I brief introduction to “what is a program / what is supercollider”. II Object Orient Prgramming in SuperCollider. III Sound Design in SuperCollider
also, why am I so goddamn spacey?
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