Surreal Spam

Found in my inbox

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I’m offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I’ll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

  1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
    series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
    AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
    motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
    Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
    accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
    great if reliable models are available
  2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
    with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
    jumper/auxiliary system
  3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

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Charles Céleste Hutchins

Supercolliding since 2003

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