Ways for Oregon to Raise Money

• Bake Sale
• Mentally Ill kissing booth
• Toll on Californians
• Prison labor
• Parent’s U-teach Skool Daze!
• Eldery Person Dunk Tank: Three chances to sink grandma for a dollar!
• Two attendants must now pump your gas for you (rasining income tax revenues)
• Spotted Owl Cook Off
• Add another couple of stories to Powells, make money off of sales tax … oops, nevermind
• Skip seismic retrofits
• Max Riders must now drive the trolley themselves