The 1932nd Psalm

Depression is my shepherd; I am in want.

He maketh me to lie down on park benches; He leadeth

    me beside the still factories.

He restoreth the bread lines; He leadeth me in the paths

    of destruction for his Party’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of Unemployment,

    I fear every evil; for thou are with me; the Politicians

    and Profiteers they frighten me.

Thou preparest a reduction in mine salary before me in

    the presence of mine creditors; Thou anointest mine

    income with taxes; my expenses runneth over mine

    income.

Surely unemployment and poverty will follow me all the

    days of the Republican administration; and I shall

    dwell in a mortgaged home forever.

Purportedly written in 1932.
You know what totally didn’t help then? Austerity measures. I’m just saying.

Published by

Charles Céleste Hutchins

Supercolliding since 2003

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